Maybe it's a Merkin Tee

$25.00
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee
  • Maybe it's a Merkin Tee

Maybe it's a Merkin Tee

$25.00
$25.00
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merkin: (noun) 1: a pubic wig 2: the greatest word of ALL TIME

"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a merkin."

black ink on your color choice of Bella + Canvas tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Designed by Audio Helkuik. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Sorry, no returns/exchanges on print-on-demand items.

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

  • Audio Helkuik Sizing Chart

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Neck 12-13.5" 13.5-15" 15-16.5" 16.5- 18" 18-19.5" 19.5- 21" 21-22.5"
    Upper Chest (high in armpits) 33-37" 37-40" 41-44" 45-48" 49-52" 53-56" 57-60"
    Chest/Bust (fullest part) 32-35" 36-39" 40-43" 44-47" 48-51" 52-55" 56-59"
    Under Chest/bust 29-32" 33-36" 37-40" 41-44" 45-48" 49-52" 53-56"
    Natural Waist 26-29" 30-33" 34-37" 38-41" 42-45" 46-49" 50-53"
    Hipbones 28-31" 32-35" 36-39" 40-43" 44-47" 48-51" 52-55"
    Full Hip 34-37" 38-41" 42-45" 46-49" 50-53" 54-57" 58-61
    Thigh 19.5-21" 21-22.5" 22.5-24" 24-25.5" 25.5-27" 27-28.5" 28.5-30"
    Below Knee 11 - 12.5" 12.5 - 14" 14 - 15.5" 15.5 - 17" 17 - 18.5" 18.5 - 20" 20 - 21.5"
    Wrist 6" 6.5" 7" 7.5" 8" 8.5" 9"
    Hand 7.5" 8.325" 9.25" 10.125" 11" 11.875" 12.75"

    ***custom sizing and extended sizing always offered at no extra charge 

    Hats/Headwear (crowns, head harnesses, etc)

      S L
    Head Circumference 21 - 22.5" 22.5 - 24"

    ***custom sizing and extended sizing always offered at no extra charge

    Suspenders
    (for an accurate fit, measure from top of a front belt loop, over the shoulder, and down to the top of the center back belt loop)

      S M L XL
    Standard Length Suspenders 39 - 42" 43 - 46" 47 - 50" 51 - 54"
    High-Waisted Suspenders 32 - 35" 36 - 39" 40 - 43" 44 - 47"
    ***custom sizing and extended sizing always offered at no extra charge

  • All leather items are made-to-order, so please allow up to 7 days production time for your beautiful new leather gear to be created. Sometimes a quicker turn-around is possible. Feel free to contact us to see if we can help with a tighter deadline!

    All packages ship USPS Ground Advantage. (Some packages are delivered USPS Priority Mail due to weight.)  All orders receive a tracking number. International orders are shipped USPS First Class International. 

    Audio Helkuik does accept exchanges and returns. Please contact us regarding the issue. However, we do NOT accept exchanges or returns on custom pieces (custom sizing, anything with special embossing, custom colors/hardware, custom harnesses, print-on-demand items etc).  Please measure carefully and feel free to contact us with any questions you may have about sizing or custom pieces prior to ordering.

Thoughtful Design

Each item is designed with intention. Every leather piece is carefully handcrafted one-by-one according to the customer's order's specifications.

Body Affirming

All bodies are beautiful! And all bodies are different! Leather items are offered in a robust size range and extended sizes or custom cuts are always free.

Gender Inclusive

To reinforce that all genders are welcome here, all items are created and sized in a gender inclusive way based on measurements.